When is a Lifetime Warranty not a Lifetime Warranty?

When is a Lifetime Warranty not a Lifetime Warranty?

 It is really important to be informed about what sort of cover you have got if you thinking of having cosmetic surgery and all too often people assume that they are covered, particularly if they see headlines such as lifetime warranty or ten year guarantee

because you need to ask exactly what is covered in that guarantee.

You often find that breast implants have a lifetime guarantee, but it is just the implant that is guaranteed.
This means that if there is a problem with the implant they will give you a new one, but it does not cover the costs associated with surgery which can be significant.
They usually require the implant to be returned to the factory so it can be analysed to check there was a manufacturing defect that caused the problem with the implant (which would usually be a rupture) and then it may be that they will only supply a like for like replacement and so if you wanted to have a bigger or smaller implant that may not be covered, and certainly if you wanted to have a different make of implants then the warranty would be useless.
The question also comes as to whether they will cover surgery for the other side, because if you have had an implant problem with one of your implants, you may choose to have both changed but they may or may not cover replacement of the opposite breast implant.
All the manufacturers vary and some will allow you to change the opposite implant and they may allow you to have a different size, although it may be limited to just one size bigger or smaller.
Most implants are guaranteed for rupture but what about other problems such as capsular contracture?

Some companies such as Nagor do cover for capsular contracture, whereas others do not.

On the other hand, some companies will give you money towards the cost of revision surgery, for instance Allergan, although it does need the implant to be analysed and to be shown to have a manufacturer defect and the rupture needs to occur within ten years of implantation.
POLYTECH who make the polyurethane foam implants also offer an extended warranty through their distributor Q Medical.
This offers two years of cover where they will pay money towards the hospital costs if you were to require revision surgery and this is an insurance backed scheme which is automatically taken out for everybody who has these implants.
This can be welcomed because private hospitals have their own time periods for allowing revision surgery free of charge, but this is often six months to one year.
It is important to be clear what is covered in these policies of revision that is usually a problem such as malposition, seroma, or infection.
If it is a purely cosmetic problem in that the implants are too big or too small, then cover will not be provided and so you need to make sure that you are completely comfortable with the implant choice before having surgery.

This is one of the reasons we encourage our patients to come back to the clinic as often as needed before having to finalise the implant choice.

If you would like breast implants then you really need to think that there may well be further surgery required and the likelihood is the cost of that further surgery will not be completely covered by any guarantee or warranty provided.
For this reason, you should budget for the potential for further surgery and make sure you are fully informed before going ahead.

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What Is The Minimum Age For Cosmetic Surgery?

How Young Is Too Young To Have Cosmetic Surgery?

We often get enquiries at the clinic asking what age patients can have cosmetic surgery.
There is a simple answer to that and a more complicated answer.
The simple answer is that we only treat patients who are over 18 due to the strict guidelines and controls over operating on children

…but the real answer is that there is no limit on the age for cosmetic surgery.

One of our surgeons at the clinic, Khurram Khan, is a specialist in paediatric plastic surgery and holds an NHS consultant post at the Birmingham Children’s Hospital.
Children undergo cosmetic surgery all the time.
Cleft lip deformity is primarily a cosmetic problem.  This is performed on babies.
Prominent ear correction is commonly performed around the age of 6.
It is not unusual to treat children with vascular lesions, moles, or birthmarks which are primarily a cosmetic problem.
It comes back to the image of cosmetic surgery – the public has a picture of a glamour model with enormous breasts and huge lips.
We are about improving quality of life and this is what we, as plastic surgeons, are trained to do.
Cosmetic surgery comes in many forms and it may be clearly ethical and justified to perform surgery on a child if it is in their best interest.
However, I think the question is often used when talking about breast surgery and in those circumstances there is a good reasons for waiting before having surgery.
It is important before operating on any growing organ, to wait until it has stopped growing before performing surgery, so it is completely reasonable to wait until around the age of 18 before considering having any breast surgery.
Having said that, there may be an argument to perform surgeries sooner in situations of significant asymmetries or extremely large breasts, but by and large, it is common practice to wait until puberty has finished and in fact, the longer you wait, the better.
This is particularly true if considering breast implants because these can have ongoing issues and the need for further surgery in the future, so will require detailed discussions with the patients and the family before embarking on any surgery.
So whilst the easy answer is that you should wait until you are 18 before having cosmetic surgery, like most things it really depends.
It is not so easy to give blanket answers to all-comers.

It depends on what your problem is, how that problem is likely to develop, and how that problem affects you.

It really requires a conversation, and perhaps several conversations with you and your family so that we can create a plan and give you the best result possible.
We are delighted to have Khurram Khan at the clinic, as he is one of only a very select group of plastic surgeons who specialise in paediatric plastic surgery and so he has experience of operating on children of all ages.
We are also very lucky to have close links with local private hospitals who have facilities in theatres and on the wards to treat paediatric patients.
So the headline answer is that you should wait until you are 18 before having cosmetic surgery, but if you think that you or your child might benefit from surgery before the age of 18, we would be happy to discuss it with you, and we always love to hear from you.
Call us on 01214543680 or e-mail info@staianoplasticsurgery.co.uk.
Our director Jonathan Staiano does a Live Q&A on Facebook every Tuesday at 7pm, so feel free to drop in there.

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Why We Charge For Your Initial Consultation

Do You Expect To Pay For A Consultation With A Surgeon?

There is always a debate as to whether to charge for consultations or offer them for free.

In fact I did a blog post a few years ago discussing the topic.

Traditionally a consultation with a doctor would carry with it a fee as you might expect with any professional service.

However, things are different in plastic surgery for two reasons.

  1. First of all, plastic surgery is a very ‘surgical’ speciality. There is very little in the way of diagnosis and the skill and expertise is very much weighted towards the surgical ability of the surgeon rather than any clever diagnosis. It might be required in other surgical specialities such as general surgery if you presented with abdominal pain.  Most people present to a plastic surgeon with a cosmetic feature that they dislike and they have an idea about how they would like it to be corrected, and so we understand the reluctance to pay a large consultation fee.
  2. Furthermore, a lot of plastic surgery is provided by commercial clinics and they routinely offer free consultations although admittedly these are often not with the surgeon themselves. This has created an expectation amongst patients to receive a free consultation. Because all of the surgeons here at the Staiano Clinic are members of the Plastic Surgery Professional Associations, BAPRAS or BAAPS, we are bound by professional guidelines and free consultations are not encouraged as we are doctors providing a professional service and we certainly do not want to be seen to be encouraging or coercing patients to have surgery.

We do charge a consultation fee.

However, I am very aware that there might be some resistance to pay a consultation fee, because you might not be able to have the surgery that you wanted, or what if you just do not like the surgeon, or are unhappy with the opinion given.

I have always stressed that the ethos behind the clinic is to create happy patients.

We are not about achieving targets and goals in relation to conversions or number of operations.

The key metric that I judge our performance on is whether our patients are happy or not.

We charge a consultation fee because I believe that there is value in coming to speak to one of us.

We are specialists in our field and we will always try and give you the best opinion on what might be right for you.

There are too many people in the cosmetic surgery world who are generalists and will operate on any part of the body, whereas here at The STAIANO Clinic everyone is a specialist with specialist knowledge and experience.

I believe that we give value to our patients and we do not take it lightly that there is a charge associated with the consultation.

Satisfaction Guarantee

That is why we have our satisfaction guarantee because if you feel that your consultation has been unhelpful or if you are not suitable for surgery, we offer a no quibble, no questions asked, full refund of your consultation fee paid.

We only ever charge for your initial consultation and all future consultations will be free, whether they are before or after surgery.

In fact we encourage our patients to come back for at least one more consultation to go over things before going ahead with surgery.

We also offer emotional support from a counsellor who specialises in the field of body image and weight management for all of our patients.

I think that you will find that if you come to The Staiano Clinic for a consultation, we will give you our best advice and you will feel the value that we offer every patient.

We are constantly striving to provide more value and to lift ourselves above the many poor standards and practices that the media loves to report on in the cosmetic surgery world.

We want to be the leading provider of cosmetic surgery that stands for quality and service and we will not be able to do this unless we can deliver over and above expectations to all of our patients.

Call us now on 0121-454 3680 or drop us an email to give us a chance to show you what world class service looks like.

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And The Winner Is…

We are delighted to tell you that Staiano Plastic Surgery have been awarded;

Ones to Watch for 2018: Best for Cosmetic Surgery & Aesthetic Treatments – Most Trusted Plastic Surgery Clinic – Birmingham.

LUX launched the Ones to Watch for 2018: Best for Cosmetic Surgery & Aesthetic Treatments to give recognition to those who have demonstrated excellence and encouraged the best practice guidelines within the field of cosmetic surgery and aesthetic medicine. Recognising that the demand for the very best service and innovative procedures is rapidly increasing, it is important to remember those working behind the scenes, ensuring that their business succeeds, and their clients are left feeling like a million dollars.

BAAPS 2017

I was lucky enough to have been invited to be a speaker at the the annual conference of plastic surgeons (BAAPS 2017) a couple of weeks ago.
My message to the BAAPS Conference was about how important it is to look after your patients.
Most of the conference was dedicated to strategies and techniques to improve surgical outcomes and this is undoubtedly important.
But I think that a lot of surgeons lose sight of the other aspects that go towards a successful outcome and a happy patient.
Things like:

  • Is your clinic easy to find?
  • Is it easy to park?
  • Are the receptionist and clinic staff welcoming?
  • Do you provide an atmosphere where patients feel they have the time and space they need to make an informed decision?
  • Do you support patients after they have seen you in clinic and after they have had their procedure?

I was asked to talk at the meeting because this is where I have invested a lot of time and energy and this is the main reason that I opened my own clinic.
So that I can control all of these aspects of your experience.
I have built my practice around my goals and values.
There is more to surgery than the traditional aspects that we tend to measure “ things like infection rates, or time to wound healing or revision rates.
I realise that the difference between a happy patient and an unhappy patient is not necessarily completely dependent on the surgical result.
My goal is to develop a world class service at The Staiano Clinic and I know that to do this, we need to not only deliver the best surgical outcomes possible, but we also need to give excellent service and look after patients before, during and after their treatment.
I am continually working towards my goal and I was delighted to be able to share my experience with my plastic surgery colleagues at BAAPS 2017.
The ultimate judge of our service is you and you can help to shape the service that we offer.
If you have any comments or feedback, then please let us know because we are continually trying to improve the service and this culture of improvement will never stop.
We aim to practice what we preach, so feel free to leave comments below or email us and help us to maintain our standards.

The Hidden Costs of Medical Tourism

I have just read another article about the dangers of medical tourism.

Medical Tourism is a thriving industry and many people from the UK travel abroad to have cosmetic procedures. I completely understand why they do this because it can be seen as having a holiday or having a trip overseas, not to mention the significant saving in costs with the surgery.
However, I cannot recommend it and this is why.
When I get referrals from patients who live overseas or even in other parts of this country, I always recommend that they seek a surgeon closer to home, because whilst there are not that many plastic surgeons in the country, we are represented in most towns and cities. If you know what qualifications to look out for, you should be able to find someone who is appropriately skilled and qualified to do your surgery. In fact, I dedicate a chapter of my book to the risks and benefits of medical tourism or having surgery far from home.
I have read a recent report about patients in overseas cosmetic surgery clinics suffering significant infections following surgery. One of the many problems with having surgery overseas is that the standard of training of the doctors and the standard of cleanliness cannot be guaranteed. The processes and checks that are performed in the clinic may not be to the same level that they are in this country.
Clearly there are many well trained surgeons and excellent clinics overseas but the issue is in knowing who and where they are. The surgery is often significantly cheaper and you should ask yourself why this is?
It may be that the level of indemnity insurance of the surgeon is much less than required in the UK which means that if you do have a problem, you will have less comeback on the surgeon.
It may be that the clinics and the hospitals do not need to invest in stringent and robust infection control procedures and safety checks that are required in UK facilities.
It may also be that the level of aftercare and support following a procedure could be affected as I always stress that it is best to see your surgeon, not only before but after your surgery to put your mind at rest and to make sure things are progressing satisfactorily.
At the end of the day, it is up you, to the patient to make the decision as to where to have surgery, whether it be at home or abroad and the onus is on us as practitioners to make sure you are fully informed about all the risks and the benefits of each.

I go back to my mantra I will always tell patients, which is:

“Do your research and do not be afraid to ask questions”

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I talk about why Plastic Surgery is cheaper overseas in one of my LIVE Q&A sessions on Facebook every Tuesday night at 7pm, watch it here:
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Jack Of All Trades Or Master Of One?

People are often surprised at how diverse a plastic surgeon’s skills extend.
We are one of the only medical specialities that can operate on any part of the body.
We are trained in:

  • Cancer reconstruction in the head and neck, breast and skin
  • Treatment of burns
  • Hand injuries
  • We treat congenital birth defects including cleft lip and palate
  • We manage any soft-tissue defects such as lower limb trauma after a road traffic accident or management of pressure sores or ulcers

We can literally operate from the head to the toe.
All plastic surgeons will sub-specialise in a particular field and his or her practice will be limited to that area while working in the NHS.
However, in the private sector, where most plastic surgeons perform cosmetic surgery, there is no limitation to the area that they operate on.
Any fully trained plastic surgeon will be able to do a facelift, a nose job, put in breast implants, do a tummy tuck and do liposuction as well as the range of non-surgical injectable treatments available.
When I was in the NHS, my practice was limited to breast reconstruction following cancer and now that I work in the private sector, I limit my work to breast and body contouring.
This is very rare and most plastic surgeons will at least offer facelifts and botox, even if they specialise in the breast.

In fact, there are only a handful of plastic surgeons that specialise in the breast, and so pretty much every plastic surgeon will offer breast enlargement even if they are trained as a hand or a burn surgeon.

I certainly have a lot of patients who request botox or a blepharoplasty and I am capable of performing the procedure, but the ethos behind my clinic is to provide a world-class service delivered by the most highly trained professionals.

I have been very careful about who I choose to work with me at the clinic to help me expand and grow.

It is great to have Khurram Khan on the team.  He is a Consultant Plastic Surgeon at the Children’s Hospital and he is focusing on all of the local anaesthetic work. His main area of interest is in facial plastic surgery, so he is the perfect complement to the team to allow us to expand the range of treatments that we can offer.

We also have Azzam Farroha, who is a Consultant Plastic Surgeon at the QE Hospital in Birmingham and he specialises in skin surgery and treats benign and malignant skin lesions with a special interest in skin cancer.

I have been very careful how I expand the clinic because it can be tempting to just take on as much work as possible.

However, early on, I set out our Brand Values and I will stay true to these and will always aim to do the right thing.

Ethics and delivering the best results to our patients will always be the core focus of what we do.

As plastic surgeons, we are trained to be ‘Jack of all trades’ and this is one of the great appeals of the speciality, but I feel that we are moving in to an age where the specialist is becoming more important and certainly in the niche of cosmetic breast surgery, there is a need for surgeons who are experts in the field to help to bring the speciality away from some of the negative publicity that it receives.

The variety of surgeons who offer breast enlargement is vast.  In fact, I have written a book about it!

“Never Accept A Lift From Strangers – how to choose the best plastic surgeon for your cosmetic breast surgery”

As is the case with most things in life, it is not enough to be doing excellent work and the success or failure depends on getting the message out there and getting the world to listen.

Please help me to get the message out – share this on Facebook, email your friends and Tweet it on Twitter.

I am always happy to receive comments and feedback, so it would be great to hear from you and if you want to chat with me live, you can find me on Facebook Live at 7pm every Tuesday night, so like our page and I will see you there.

Ed Sheeran

I have just heard that Ed Sheeran has quit Twitter due to abuse over his Glastonbury performance.

I can only begin to imagine what it must be like to be in the public spotlight in the way that he is.

It is so sad that people have been so unpleasant that it has caused him to stop tweeting on the account.

I was actually really impressed with his performance. I thought the impact that he delivered as basically one guy with a guitar was amazing, but that is not the point.

The point is that he is putting himself out there.

He is thinking up lyrics and putting together songs and going out and performing them.

Of course you don’t have to like them, but don’t be mean and offensive towards him, just turn the television over!

He is the Man in the Arena.

It is easy to be the critic “ but it is not the critic that counts.

We all get up in the morning and try to do a good job.

Nobody sets out to do a bad job or cause upset to others.

Social media is great and I am sure that it has helped Ed Sheeran and others like him to gain a massive following.

The speed of communication is astonishing and it can bring the attention of the world to noteworthy and talented individuals.

But it is a double edged sword and it can wreak havoc and misery too.

It is easy to say that Ed Sheeran should shrug it off and ignore it, and I think that many people would assume that he would be immune to such criticism given his immense success.
But it just shows that we are all human.

You should be able to go about your day without fear of abuse or threats “ no matter who you are.

No one is immune to criticism.

I have been a surgeon for over 20 years and I still constantly worry about my patients.

Not so much about the actual operation that I have done, but about the patient’s reaction to the surgery.

I desperately want every patient to be happy and if someone is not happy with the result, even if they have had a perfect operation – then this can ruin my day or week.

I don’t have 20 million followers on Twitter to please and so I am in a much more privileged position compared to Ed Sheeran, but I can understand why he is so upset by the negativity.

I hope that he is able to find solace from his legion of raving fans, but unfortunately it is a fact of life that it takes 100 good comments to outweigh one bad comment.

I hope that he doesn’t let it get to him too much and I hope that he can find peace and happiness in his world.

Has She or Hasn’t She?

I am often asked to comment on photographs by the media.

‘Have they had surgery?’
‘Have they had a nose job?’
‘Have they had breast implants’
‘What size implants do you think they have got?’
‘Have they got round or teardrop implants?’

I get this all the time.

I understand the media’s obsession with wanting to know whether celebrities have had a boob job, a facelift or Botox.
There is a feature in this week’s New magazine where I have been asked to speculate as to whether someone has had their implants changed. You can read it here: https://www.staianoplasticsurgery.co.uk/in-the-media/ I am always happy to help journalists with their requests. Whenever they ask me questions like this, I have to point out that I often cannot tell whether someone has had surgery or not.
In fact, it is very often the case that the result that I am trying to achieve is not one that is going to be noticeable immediately when the person walks into the room and often no one can tell they have had their boobs done or a tummy tuck but they can often tell that something has changed.
They may get a comment like you look well or have you lost weight? The aim is so that people cannot quite put their finger on what it is that has changed but all of a sudden you are walking taller and you have more self-esteem and feel better about yourself.

Not many people want to walk into a room for people to say: My goodness, look at the size of those!

Of course some people do and it is possible to accommodate that sort of look too. However, I think the general public and particularly the media, seem to think that everybody with breast implants has got enormous boobs that are bulging out of the bra and look totally out of proportion along with their facelift which makes their face look so tight they have a permanent grin and Botox which means that their forehead does not move.

This paradigm of what a plastic surgery patient looks like could not be further from the truth and can actually be quite damaging for the normal patients who are considering surgery.

Many patients feel guilty at the prospect of having plastic surgery and feel that they are among this group of vain and inflated looking subset of the population and they do not really want to tell anyone about it because they feel uncomfortable being associated with the stigma.

If only they knew the truth, which is that the vast majority of patients having plastic surgery just want to look refreshed, less tired and more in proportion.

They often feel deeply unhappy with the way they look.

It could be a female who has always had small breasts or a male who has always had excess breast tissue. It could be a mother who has had children and has lost the volume and shape of her breasts. It could be someone with significant functional problems like neck pain and back pain and bra straps digging in due to very large breasts. Or someone who has difficulty finding clothes and has problems with hot and sweaty rashes in the fold of an abdominal apron, after significant weight loss or pregnancy.

The majority of patients seeking plastic surgery have got valid and reasonable indications to want treatment.

They are not vain and you cannot say there is nothing wrong with them.

As a result the majority of results from plastic surgery, certainly in my hands, can be hard to tell when looking at someone walking down the street or in a photograph. To some degree, if you can tell if someone has had plastic surgery from a photograph then you could argue it is not very good surgery, unless of course the person wanted to be noticed. It is particularly difficult in this day and age with push up bras, chicken fillets and slimming pants to know whether it is a bra or a breast implant causing the D cup.

Of course I understand the media’s obsession with the extremes and how we love to watch embarrassing bodies or botched up bodies.

I guess the TV programme called Making people feel better about themselves or Improving bodies so that they look more natural would not go down so well. As you can see https://www.staianoplasticsurgery.co.uk/in-the-media/ I engage with the media a lot and I am always putting forward positive stories about plastic surgery and how it can dramatically impact on patient’s lives, but they still seem to want to report on the one case where it has all gone wrong.

I guess it is human nature.

Once a website only reported good news for a day and lost two thirds of its readers http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/website-reports-only-good-news-for-a-day-loses-two-thirds-of-its-readers-9905916.html

So yes, if you are a reporter and you want an opinion on whether the latest celebrity has had something done feel free to give me a call

and I will give you my opinion, but the best plastic surgeons will be operating on the people who you never think to ask me my opinion on, because you just think they have had their hair done or are just looking a lot happier these days.

Should I be allowed sick leave if I am having cosmetic surgery?

In my job I am constantly having to battle against prejudices and preconceived ideas about cosmetic surgery.

Unfortunately, we have it woven into the fabric of our society that cosmetic surgery is all about vanity and creating unnatural caricatures of previously beautiful people. This has led to the perception that all cosmetic surgery is unnecessary and so is a choice for the patient as to whether they have it or not. It is on these grounds that I frequently hear that patients have to take holiday or unpaid leave from their jobs as their employers will not allow them to take sick leave.

I saw someone this morning who approached their HR Department and asked how long they would be allowed off after surgery and the HR Department immediately asked if it is cosmetic, in which case no time would be allowed. I think this is unfair and should not be allowed to happen.

I tell all my patients that I am very happy to provide a sick note and I simply write on the sick note: Surgery, as the employer does not need to know the details of the patient’s medical condition since this is confidential. I think it is wrong for an employer to make a judgement on whether they are allowing a patient to have sick leave based on the reason for the sick leave. I do not know if it is legal, but I certainly do not think it is ethical for an employer to have a blanket policy that any cosmetic surgery would not qualify a patient to take sick leave. What are the grounds for this decision? Are the grounds that the surgery is not necessary and is the patient’s choice? Well in that case would a hernia repair, hip replacement, cataract surgery, surgery for gastric reflux or haemorrhoids necessary? I could go on.

Many operations, in fact, most operations that are the patient’s choice and they do not need to be performed but the reason for performing them is to improve quality of life and yet all of the above I suspect would be deemed perfectly appropriate for the patient to have sick leave after them.

So what makes cosmetic surgery different?

It can have a significant effect on quality of life and indeed studies have shown that the impact of cosmetic surgery on quality of life is more significant than most, if not all of the procedures above. So why do we not think it is as worthy as having your haemorrhoids fixed or your hip replaced?

I think it is because cosmetic surgery addresses psychological wellbeing rather than physical wellbeing. This is not always the case as there are often functional and physical improvements following cosmetic surgery.

Operations such as breast reduction and tummy tuck spring to mind. It is true to say a large part of the improvements the patient experiences following cosmetic surgery is in their psychological wellbeing and self-esteem.

We as a society do not value this. We do not treat psychological wellbeing with the same importance as physical wellbeing. If a work colleague goes off with stress or depression we do not know how to handle this and they are often thought to be shirking or weak, whereas if a colleague goes off with a painful back or a kidney infection we only have sympathy for them.

In today’s society psychological and mental health problems are an epidemic.

They are achieving a lot of exposure with the Royals and the Government backing campaigns to increase awareness and encourage people to speak up, but we are still a long way away from treating mental problems on the same level as physical problems. The particularly distressing fact about mental health is that it is a major cause of morbidity and mortality to our young people and because of the stigma attached to it people suffer in silence. When asked: How are you? You would probably have no problem saying: I’m fine but I have got a bit of back ache, or I have got terrible indigestion but you probably would not be quite so comfortable saying: I’m okay but I am feeling a bit low today, or: I cannot seem to stop crying.

I completely understand the public perception of cosmetic surgery. I see it myself on television and in the media. When you are only fed images of pumped up lips and enormous buttocks you would be forgiven for thinking that these people have no right to go off sick following this sort of surgery. However, these are not the people who are having surgery on a daily basis. Hospitals throughout the land are performing cosmetic surgery and changing people’s lives, not by inflating their lips or putting implants in their buttocks but by making subtle adjustments to the bump in their nose, by giving fullness back into their empty breasts or by removing the spare tyre from their tummy that they have had since having three kids.

Most people do not want to look like a caricature of themselves. They just want to look like themselves. I know we have all seen the woman who spent thousands of pounds wanting to look like Barbie and the man who wants to look like Ken. I am sure the media love these stories but the people I see in clinic are happy being who they are but they are unhappy about something, whether it be their tummy, their breasts, their nose, their ears. They just want to feel better about some part of their body.

The fact is that when it comes to improving symptoms and looking at the quality of life of patients before and after surgery, you can rank cosmetic surgery right at the top and it does as well if not better than any other operation, particularly when you make adjustments for age because cosmetic surgery is often performed in young people who have many years to enjoy the improved quality of life.
I do not think we are going to change the public perception overnight and employers will continue to look down on patients who go off sick following cosmetic surgery. I guess that will lead patients to simply not tell the employer what they are having done because after all, it is none of their business anyway. They can just say: Women’s problems.

I wish I could change the way these things are perceived and bring them on an equal footing with functional surgery and I will continue to try.